Ribs and MONDO!
We made ribs today. And we ate them.
Of course, you would naturally ask, "Were they good?" Puh-lease, son!!! I can make ribs in my sleep. And then after sleep-cooking the ribs, I would start C-Walking in an empty parking lot.
But the ribs weren't THAT big of a deal compared t0 what we were watering it down with. It's a little drink I like to call MONDO! What you know about that?!?!
I don't think you heard me, son! I said MONDO! was at the party. When I saw MONDO!, I said to him, "Hey MONDO!, I thought you were dead! We have to celebrate. Where have you been all this time?!?!" MONDO! said, "No I wasn't dead. I was waiting for you all this time." MONDO!, you have got to be a throwback to the 2nd grade.
I don't know if this is news to you but...MONDO! is the choice drink for PIMPS. Wrap your head around this. MONDO! is more than just PIMP JUICE. MONDO! is PIMP DRINK.
That's not BBQ sauce. That's doo doo bab-eh.
Of course, you would naturally ask, "Were they good?" Puh-lease, son!!! I can make ribs in my sleep. And then after sleep-cooking the ribs, I would start C-Walking in an empty parking lot.
But the ribs weren't THAT big of a deal compared t0 what we were watering it down with. It's a little drink I like to call MONDO! What you know about that?!?!
I don't think you heard me, son! I said MONDO! was at the party. When I saw MONDO!, I said to him, "Hey MONDO!, I thought you were dead! We have to celebrate. Where have you been all this time?!?!" MONDO! said, "No I wasn't dead. I was waiting for you all this time." MONDO!, you have got to be a throwback to the 2nd grade.
I don't know if this is news to you but...MONDO! is the choice drink for PIMPS. Wrap your head around this. MONDO! is more than just PIMP JUICE. MONDO! is PIMP DRINK.
That's not BBQ sauce. That's doo doo bab-eh.
posted by Cas Ruffin | 3:28 AM
2 Comments:
You can make ribs in your sleep, but can you you make them while I'M sleeping?!
YOU! My tandem biking partner! I miss you so! Cook me some lovely ribs! I hope you moved back safely! Enjoy summer school! And talk to me one of these days!
you need to update
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